ShouldBee is now Assemble

For the past few weeks, we’ve been working on our next set of collectibles based on some seriously amazing games and cartoons. As we prepare for our next slew of toys to join our beloved Breakfast Monkeys, Missing Yeti’s and Taco’s, we decided to choose a new name. With an updated website and new brand partners joining our original artists, we thought now would be a great time to brainstorm a name that matched our identity.

So like any great toymakers…we delegated this process to our toys. After all, they’re the ones who would be welcoming our new creations to the fold.

And so, we assembled our goon squad and the great name-storming session of 2013 began in earnest…

Unfortunately, all they did was stand around and gossip about whether or not Ben Affleck would be a good Batman.

And so, we punished their insolance with a few well-placed blasts from our Nerf pistol.

We then went back to the drawing board, drank a few Cherry Cokes, closed our eyes…and fell asleep. When we woke up three days later, a single word appeared in our minds:

We thought it was the perfect way of describing how we will be expanding our stable of toys by assembling a one-of-a-kind collection of custom-crafted toys from the far reaches of geekdom. We can’t wait to show you what we have cooking up so stayed tuned!

Visit us at AssembleToys.com

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Eggside Story

Two sides. Three eggs. One Breakfast Monkey. Happy Monday.

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Breakfast Apocalypse

He was only trying to order breakfast…

Get a Breakfast Monkey collectible

Own a Yolkel

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Monday Morning Toys

Yolkel Comic

Plague Doctor and Yolkels available at ShouldBee.com

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Lean on me

Everybody needs somebody to lean on.

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The Day the Toys Attacked

It was just another day at the office…

When we heard an insidious whispering around the corner. We crept stealthily across the hallway to see:

A game is afoot. What are they planning? What are these horrible little creatures conspiring about?

Uh oh, did we just say all that out loud?

Oh no! They saw us! Run!

Arrrgggggghhhhh! The madness! The madness!

The toys have taken over the office! I repeat, the toys have taken over the-mmmppphhhhh (the sound of our mouth being violently muffled).

A plan completed. A company conquered. A game of solitaire begun. TGIF.

Build your army of toys today

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Meet the Breakfast Monkey

First watch this:

Finished? Mind blown? Good. Now stare at this:

Still with me? Fantastic. Now look at this:

Copyright: 20th Century Fox

Okay, you can’t own Doctor Zaius either. But you know what’s better than Doctor Zaius?

A monkey staring at a bagel. Click to own the Breakfast Monkey (bagel sold separately).

But that is not just any monkey staring at a bagel. That is the Breakfast Monkey co-created by artist and animator Joe Boyle. The Breakfast Monkey is a magical creature who lives to share the goodness of breakfast. He can fly and make breakfast foods appear out of thin air. He almost had his own cartoon show until something terrible, unexpected and ultimately unforgivable happened, which we are legally bound not to reveal (it involved tiny knives).

He also turns people’s heads into stacks of pancakes on a whim. Yes, the Breakfast Monkey has a unique sense of humor and morality that even he barely understands.

In a moment of temporary insanity ShouldBee thought it wise to unleash the Breakfast Monkey on our world. To commit this foolish act, we summoned Joe Boyle from his home and commanded him to turn over the 2D sketches that we would transform into a 3D model. Sir Boyle recognized resistance was futile and created a set of amazing turn-arounds.

We then threw his magical little sketches into our 3D rendering gizmo. Pressed the panic button and out popped:

We then sacrificed a small goat, mumbled a prayer to the God of chaos Chthulhu, chewed some peyote and activated our 3D Printomatic 5000, which created:

Source: The Family Guy Copyright: 20th Century Fox

Which we declared an abomination and promptly set loose inside a Whole Foods Market. We then sobered up and pressed the right button on our 3D printer, which resulted in:

Great success! Now you can take home the Breakfast Monkey and make every morning a psychedelic kick in the pants. Keep him on your desk, table, shelf or nightstand…but never leave him alone, or terrible, unexpected and ultimately unforgivable things will happen (he will turn your cat/dog/iguana into an omelette).

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